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Turkeys Are Unicorns Too! Dress w/Matching Criss-Cross Leggings
Turkeys Are Unicorns Too! Dress w/Matching Criss-Cross Leggings
Turkeys Are Unicorns Too! Dress w/Matching Criss-Cross Leggings
Turkeys Are Unicorns Too! Dress w/Matching Criss-Cross Leggings
Turkeys Are Unicorns Too! Dress w/Matching Criss-Cross Leggings
Turkeys Are Unicorns Too! Dress w/Matching Criss-Cross Leggings
Turkeys Are Unicorns Too! Dress w/Matching Criss-Cross Leggings
Turkeys Are Unicorns Too! Dress w/Matching Criss-Cross Leggings
Turkeys Are Unicorns Too! Dress w/Matching Criss-Cross Leggings
Turkeys Are Unicorns Too! Dress w/Matching Criss-Cross Leggings
Turkeys Are Unicorns Too! Dress w/Matching Criss-Cross Leggings
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Turkeys Are Unicorns Too! Dress w/Matching Criss-Cross Leggings

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The scene: Autumn. A rural schoolhouse.
Timmy the turkey was being bullied. Why, pray tell? Because he was different. Timmy did not want to gobble. Timmy did not want to become Thanksgiving dinner. Timmy wanted to sparkle. He put on his favorite headband, looked at himself in the mirror, and whispered to his reflection, "I am a unicorn."

95% polyester 5% spandex

September 17th Update: This product is expected to be in our warehouse any day now. We will update this message when it is received. We expect preorders to ship to you within 1-2 weeks after receipt.


** September 17th Update: This product is expected to be in our warehouse any day now. We will update this message when it is received. We expect preorders to ship to you within 1-2 weeks after receipt. **